introduction

with the rules of dating changing over the past decade, its become accepable for women to pick up men but with so many single guys on offer where do we start. we have all had a share of losers men pretending to be something there not, so how do we sort the good ones? well this can be done simply by using categories and steriotypes, ok we shouldnt steriotype but in the world of men this actually can work, men arnt complex creatures, what you see is usually what you get untill you get seriouse anyway then the rules change, but thats another story, no what this book will guide you on is what type of man you can meet in different ....... habitats for want of a better word.

remember the clicks at school you had your jocks your nerds, loners ,rebels the cool boys and so on, well girlies they dont grow out of it the categories just change and the places they choose to hang out vary so if your prepared to shop around your ideal man could be just down the next supermarket isle just waiting for you to run him down with your trolly...... happy shopping.

chapter 1 the supermarket man

well girls we all love a bit of retail therapy but along with your weekly shop did you realise there is a different type of man down every aisle just waiting to be picked up, along with a few to avoid.

take your baby aisle for example down this one alone there can be a few types firstly you have your new dad (avoid at all costs) we dont want to be responible for home wrecking now do we, but on the other hand you could be looking at a single dad which could be interesting if thats what your looking for, a simple innocent conversation is all you need to determin which of the two he is. then you have your third type the man thats longing to be a dad and just browsing the shelves these are rare but depending wat your looking for could be a keeper.

the ready meal aisle can be a good one to browes down here you will find many a single man that cant cook, wont cook or have such a hectic lifestyle they dont have time to cook any one of these types is probably longing for a decent homecooked meal, just fill your basket with all the ingredients for a mean spaghetti bolognaise and youll have him eating out of your hand quicker than you can say dessert.

health and beauty can get comlicated if your not careful its a big section along with your keepers you get your gays and sluts too, u see if he is looking at hair dye and hes not grey the chances are high he could be gay, good as a friend but not so good  if your looking for a relationship. deoderent is great means he smells nice, no one wants a sweaty pig. condoms and lubicants can be taken a few ways firstly you have your slut stocking up ready for the weekend were he will strut his stuff and use as many of his purchases that he can with as many different girls as he can pull, then you have your man in a relationship saving his wife/girlfriend the embarrasment of picking them up with the groceries(we all no we would rather be seen with control pants in our trolleys than a pack of twelve glow in the dark extar plasure ribbed condoms). then finally we do find our single man that is getting some supplies just incase his luck changes which shows hes both sencible and resposible. vitamins and tablets well wat can we say hypercondiact or health freak unless you yourself fall into either of these categories stay away unless you fancy being a nursemaid of couse then by all means chat away. make up again gay or tranvestite either way no good can come of it unless you want to find your boyfriend wearing your underwear while strutting his stuff to simply the best not a pretty sight i would imagine.

were to next well the booze isle of course depending on your own drinking habbits it can be a good one as long as hes not buying special brew we can safley say the chances of him being an alcoholic that youll later see passed out on a park bench are slim, see here in this isle we have to use our eyes and wits to see what hes buying if, for example hes getting a create of stella means he likes strong beer and could turn a but nasty after a while were as if hes picking up a few creates wey hey PARTY hurry up girl and work your magic to get yourself an invite, single malt whisky shows a high class man that wants to unwind after a hard days work with a little tipple, alchopops no way hes probably underage and you will be arrested.

the wonders of the supermarket are just waiting to be explored and with a little practice youll be picking up the right kind of man in no time, why youll soon be able analize a mans basket and be able to tell how good he is in bed lol.

chapter 2 the work colleage

well this type of relationship has both good and bad points, i mean dont go shagging your fat ulgly married boss just to climb up the promotion ladder, unless of course hes young single and attractive then by all means go for it.

well lets look at your typical office enviroment firstly you have your womanizing boss who is happily married so it seems but wouldnt think twice about banging you over his desk my advice dont go there even if you are desperate to go on the conference trip with him to france, it will only end in tears and unemployment. then you have your office geek, and they all have one, the type of bloke that will listen to you moan on and on and do all your errands while secretly fancying the arse of you but you never give him the time of day, poor poor man, give him a chance he may not be a looker but hes the sensitive type bless. then you have the office slut the one every co worker wants a peice of, and usually gets too, he prances around the office loving himself knowing everyones eyeing him up, not the sort of man any girl should want, even if you do fancy the pants off him knock him down a peg or two by declaring in front of the whole office that your just not interested because youve heard hes not good in bed, and he will soon be dating material. then of course theres the hot matenence man we all no the type just like the diet coke ads, where you find yourself breaking your computer just to have him give it the once over, while your fantasisng that its you hes giving the once over girls unless hes wearing a wedding ring get in there at least you no hes good with his hands.

chapter 3 the pub man

well the pub man all depends on the type of pub quiet pubs quiet men rowdy pubs jack the lads and some lucky pubs get both types arent we envious.

the week night drinker heres either an older man whose out for a quiet drink before going home to his wife and slippers or your singleton whose bored lonely and longs for the company of others a tip here if you want to get chatting with this type of man is to put some money in the juke box and ask him to pick a song you can lern alot from the type of music hes into and you also have a good conversation starter instant success.

your friday night drinker is more complex they can be warming up before a big night out well get into that later, he could also be drinking alone drowning his sorrows as he has nothing better to do on a friday night , you have your piss head slumped at a table somewhere not a smart choice , your druggie slipping off to the toilet every five mins coming back with coke bogies hanging out his nose yuk!! and you have your fighter the sort of man thats has come out to get out of his face and start trouble, another bad choice. but as we all no weekends are our free time and sometimes the only chance we get to let our hair down and relax so to be on the safeside id avoid pulling fridays just sit back relax enjoy your own night and watch the men make pratts of themselves its all good fun.

the saturday and sunday drinker are probably into their football and are there to watch the game so unless you no the offside rule and can tell the difference between a penatly and a foul your not gonna have much luck here but if buy chance you do love football then scream, shout , cheer and throw abuse around and youll soon ave drinks lined up the bar bought by these fine gentlemen.

chapter 4 the club man

well personally i dont pull in clubs you never know wat your getting into what with the loud music and crammed dancefloor you can barely hear them give you there name but if you must you must heres some types to look out for.

the wallflower either cant dance(not so good)is very shy or is not really enjoyong himself and if this is the case go dance with him and liven him a bit.

the barpropper he likes to be near the alcohol at all time ending in him being carried home by his mates at the end of the night 

the player you no the type the one whos head follows every pretty girl that walks past not a good choice really

the bad dancer the man that dances so bad that the dancfloor clears everytime he busts a move but of course he see this as a good thing and thinks hes an extra from flashdance all the more probably a really nice person but god the embarrassment is too too much to risk it.

the barstaff and pot boys are usually just very young and good looking but dont be tempted they only work here for the extra cash and eye candy.

finally you have your doormen good to have onside but no good for a relationship see they are probably married with kids to support or just love hitting people and throwing their weight around you know the ones i mean that wont let you in because "you look too drunk" when you have only had one, just befriend them but no funny business youll thank me in the long run wen you dont have to avoid certain clubs because you got hold of a bouncer and then sobered up and realized what a mistake it was and hes then making your life misarable by telling you your ids fake in front of a big que because you have mugged him off.

chapter 5 the beefcake

we have all gone to a gym in out time and seen the types we get there but if you look a little deeper you can see the truth about these type of men obviously you get your obese men that have been told by the doctor to loose weight of theyll have to be lifted to the hospital by a crane, not the typical type of man you would want to pull i suppose but if personality is your thing then let the good times rol. the mr muscle ad men the ones that are trying to beef up but look more like olive oil than popeye, then youve got your actual beefcakes the ones on steroids that will crush you when he hugs you, painfull i no but think of the fun you could have with the baby oil.